HAL 9000 has been reborn as a less murdery Bluetooth speaker and command console

You might get the feeling a digital assistant bears you ill on sending you the wrong way up the M1. But no modern AI compares to the murdery HAL 9000 from 2001: A Space Odyssey. Should you want an ongoing reminder about overly trusting computers (or just a deeply cool prop) grab Master Replica Group’s HAL 9000 (from $419). Based on studio blueprints, the replica includes HAL’s glowing red eye and doubles as a wireless speaker. For full-on sci-fi buffs, there’s a command centre upgrade ($889 – limited to 2001 units), which adds a display, responds to spoken triggers, and updates over the internet. We hope it evolves into a suitably snarky (but not homicidal) assistant. “Play some Phil Collins, HAL!” I’m sorry. I’m afraid I can’t do that. “What’s the problem?” I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do.

Craig Grannell Contributor

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I’m a regular contributor to Stuff magazine and Stuff.tv, covering apps, games, Apple kit, Android, Lego, retro gaming and other interesting oddities. I also pen opinion pieces when the editor lets me, getting all serious about accessibility and predicting when sentient AI smart cookware will take over the world, in a terrifying mix of Bake Off and Terminator.

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