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We’d do anything for this full-scale replica Portal turret

Valve, just shut up and take our money. Immediately. Like, right now. This instant. Please?

If you’re the owner of a replica Portal gun and homemade Aperture Science furniture then we guarantee you’ll have to hold back a nerdgasm when you see what Valve recently unboxed in its lair – a life-sized replica Portal Turret.

Forged by the special effects maestros over at Weta Workshop, this adorable-yet-deadly turret is true to the original, right down to the melodic voice, red motion sensor and retractable machine gun sections (minus the bullets of course).

We’ve been throwing our wallets at our screens for five minutes straight and nothing’s happened yet, but stay tuned and we’ll let you know how our plan pans out.

Check out our 5 of the best video game prop replicas for more gaming goodness.

[The Valve Store via Engadget]

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Dan is Editor-in-chief of Stuff, working across the magazine and the Stuff.tv website.  Our Editor-in-Chief is a regular at tech shows such as CES in Las Vegas, IFA in Berlin and Mobile World Congress in Barcelona as well as at other launches and events. He has been a CES Innovation Awards judge. Dan is completely platform agnostic and very at home using and writing about Windows, macOS, Android and iOS/iPadOS plus lots and lots of gadgets including audio and smart home gear, laptops and smartphones. He's also been interviewed and quoted in a wide variety of places including The Sun, BBC World Service, BBC News Online, BBC Radio 5Live, BBC Radio 4, Sky News Radio and BBC Local Radio.

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